To make life (even) easier, we thought we’d list a few MANFLU Lozzers FAQ’s – we’ve done the hard work for you again, so you can just sit back and enjoy the most comforting lozenges on the market!
What are MANFLU Lozzers and why have they been invented?
MANFLU Lozzers are the ultimate soothing lozenge- Lemon-Lime & Honey comfort and soothing on the outside and on the inside our unique menthol power release. They are the only lozenge to offer this dual core resulting in great taste and invigorating menthol action.
MANFLU Lozzers have been created to help us on our mission to comfort, soothe and sympathise all men in need!
What do they contain?
Contains 90 minutes love & attention.
Ingredients: Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Natural Wild Flower Honey, Citric Acid, natural Lemon Oil, Natural Menthol Crystals. Natural Colours (Curcumin, Vegetable Carbon); Natural Lime Oil, Natural Peppermint Oil.
Contains NO Artificial Comfort or Sympathy.
NO fat, NO salt, NO Caffeine NO artificial colours or flavours. NO gluten, wheat or dairy. Suitable for vegetarians.
Nutritional Information Per 100g
Energy- 1803 KJ
Kcal- 424 Kcal
Of which sugars- 86.3g
How do I take them?
Easy- put one in your mouth. Suck and enjoy the soothing Lemon-Lime & Honey flavour right down until you can feel the menthol power centre get to work.
How are they different?
Our lozenges are designed for modern man because we think he deserves better! They are the only lozenges to offer Lemon-Lime & Honey comfort and soothing on the outside and a UNIQUE ‘menthol release’ power centre that slowly delivers an invigorating hit of menthol that needs to be experienced to be believed.
They are designed to be stashed and used on the go! This is because of the wax plastic wrapper that means a handful can be left protected at work, in the car or at home for emergencies.
Who should buy them and why?
This is ideal for wives, girlfriends, partners, close friends, colleagues… basically anybody who has to put up with the moaning that he is doing. Act fast before it’s too late- if he’s sucking on MANFLU Lozzers then he’ll find it hard to moan.
If you see somebody in desperate need of comfort and soothing then be a true friend.
P.S Permission not to take the bins out unless hot drinks, chicken soup and back rubs are provided.
Where can I buy MANFLU Lozzers?
Available in Sainsbury’s, Boots, WH Smith Travel, Wilkinsons, Lloyds Pharmacy and online at Ocado.
If you have any more MANFLU Lozzers FAQ’s send them to the team – firstname.lastname@example.org!